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Reel Film Reviews
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August 01, 2003

Scary horror flicks went out with the emergence of the self-referential horror movie.
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Variety

February 05, 2001

Looking good but lacking much in the way of personality or gray matter.
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Globe and Mail

April 25, 2003

In the new teen slasher flick Valentine, a public-school nerd, now grown up, seeks to systematically murder all the girls who wouldn't dance with him at the Grade 6 Valentine's dance. Or maybe that's not what happens. It ís hard to tell.
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Salon.com
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February 13, 2001

I had fun anyway.
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Greenwich Village Gazette

November 07, 2003

It doesn't have those scare-the-sh*t out of you moments, and if it doesn't have any of those, what's the point?
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Cinema Crazed
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April 29, 2009

A bland whodunit slasher film starring a bunch of nineties relics...
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Antagony & Ecstasy
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February 15, 2012

A singularly direct and unchallenging example of the latter-day slasher film, made to a template that was starting to show its age every bit of 20 years before the movie premiered.
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Chicago Reader
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February 28, 2007

The contradictory sexual politics in this lightweight slasher suggest that at some point it was meant to satirize the traditional mores of the self-satisfied female characters.
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Atlanta Journal-Constitution
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June 19, 2002

A cheesy horror flick that doesn't take itself too seriously.
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San Francisco Chronicle
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February 07, 2001

Valentine isn't scary, but it is unsettling; not ultimately satisfying, but arresting in the moment.
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eFilmCritic.com
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July 25, 2007

Yet another one of those films that Scream was supposed to have buried but instead resurrected.
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Common Sense Media

January 01, 2011

Poorly made and just stupid.
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