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An evil organization is about to launch a metal-eating Nanomite warhead, two American soldiers must corporate with the G.I Joe Team and stay up against the MARS troop who want to unleash this great evil.
An evil organization is about to launch a metal-eating Nanomite warhead, two American soldiers must corporate with the G.I Joe Team and stay up against the MARS troop who want to unleash this great evil.
Actors:
Mark Hames,
Michael Foster,
Jacare Calhoun,
Robert Russell,
Fahim Fazli,
Gerald Okamura,
Frederic Doss
Mark Hames
Michael Foster
2 November 1973, Monroe, Michigan, USA
Jacare Calhoun
4 April 1981, Long Beach, California, USA
Robert Russell
Fahim Fazli
30 May 1966, Kabul, Afghanistan
Gerald Okamura
Frederic Doss
5 May 1977, Joplin, Missouri, USA
Country:
United States
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April 15, 2010
G.I. Joe: Rise Of Cobra is a very throwaway experience, likely to be forgotten by the film world very quickly.
New York Times
August 11, 2009
This pricey, juiceless pulp could never have been killed by critics, simply because it was already dead.
August 14, 2009
[Director] Sommers did the first two chaotic Mummy remakes; those play like Tender Mercies compared to this one.
August 11, 2009
Sometimes, a film defies conventional narrative and artistic standards so utterly that it seems unfair to judge it by them.... Consider this a tone poem in 40 scraps of dialogue.
June 02, 2010
Joe is the latest bloated float in Sommers's sad parade of cinematic shame...a glorified Cannon Films production with a nasty case of ADD."
October 27, 2010
Here comes GI Joe, a film so loud and dumb it makes Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen look like a Mike Leigh docudrama.
March 23, 2013
A dull, passionless take on a property that any fan could have outdone with half the budget. No Joe!
August 20, 2009
Loud, shiny, and critic-proof, this franchise launcher is basically Transformers minus the humanity.
August 12, 2009
After a first hour that plays like a bad TV show, Sommers hits his groove with an over-the-top Paris chase sequence that, in turn, leads to an underwater finale that's absurdly overproduced, momentarily diverting, and then instantly forgettable.
Miami Herald
August 11, 2009
It's just stupid and inept, which are not uncommon traits at the tail end of the summer movie season.
August 09, 2010
As is usually the case, the seething bad guys make for far more "interesting" onscreen characters than the heroes.
April 04, 2011
It's about nothing, but who cares? It's the last big action movie of the summer and it does what it's supposed to do.
